What is your favourite tipple? Name two people (alive or dead) you would want to have as dinner guests? What is your favourite pub in Jersey? Tell me something you have never told your parents? What is your life motto? What is the most ridiculous fact you know?
A pint of Heineken
Peter Kay & Quentin Tarentino
The Tenby
I used to have a pet snail called Brian
Make people feel special
No piece of paper can be folded more than 7 times in half regardless of it’s size
What is your favourite tipple? Name two people (alive or dead) you would want to have as dinner guests? What is your favourite pub in Jersey? Tell me something you have never told your parents? What is your life motto? What is the most ridiculous fact you know?
A pint of Heineken
Peter Kay & Quentin Tarentino
The Tenby
I used to have a pet snail called Brian
Make people feel special
No piece of paper can be folded more than 7 times in half regardless of it’s size
What is your favourite tipple? Name two people (alive or dead) you would want to have as dinner guests? What is your favourite pub in Jersey? Tell me something you have never told your parents? What is your life motto? What is the most ridiculous fact you know?
A pint of Heineken
Peter Kay & Quentin Tarentino
The Tenby
I used to have a pet snail called Brian
Make people feel special
No piece of paper can be folded more than 7 times in half regardless of it’s size
What is your favourite tipple? Name two people (alive or dead) you would want to have as dinner guests? What is your favourite pub in Jersey? Tell me something you have never told your parents? What is your life motto? What is the most ridiculous fact you know?
A pint of Heineken
Peter Kay & Quentin Tarentino
The Tenby
I used to have a pet snail called Brian
Make people feel special
No piece of paper can be folded more than 7 times in half regardless of it’s size
What is your favourite tipple? Name two people (alive or dead) you would want to have as dinner guests? What is your favourite pub in Jersey? Tell me something you have never told your parents? What is your life motto? What is the most ridiculous fact you know?
A pint of Heineken
Peter Kay & Quentin Tarentino
The Tenby
I used to have a pet snail called Brian
Make people feel special
No piece of paper can be folded more than 7 times in half regardless of it’s size
What is your favourite tipple? Name two people (alive or dead) you would want to have as dinner guests? What is your favourite pub in Jersey? Tell me something you have never told your parents? What is your life motto? What is the most ridiculous fact you know?
A pint of Heineken
Peter Kay & Quentin Tarentino
The Tenby
I used to have a pet snail called Brian
Make people feel special
No piece of paper can be folded more than 7 times in half regardless of it’s size
What is your favourite tipple? Name two people (alive or dead) you would want to have as dinner guests? What is your favourite pub in Jersey? Tell me something you have never told your parents? What is your life motto? What is the most ridiculous fact you know?
A pint of Heineken
Peter Kay & Quentin Tarentino
The Tenby
I used to have a pet snail called Brian
Make people feel special
No piece of paper can be folded more than 7 times in half regardless of it’s size
What is your favourite tipple? Name two people (alive or dead) you would want to have as dinner guests? What is your favourite pub in Jersey? Tell me something you have never told your parents? What is your life motto? What is the most ridiculous fact you know?
Gin & soda
Jock Stein & Freddy Mercury
I have so many
I’ve never lied to my parents so nothing
Keep smiling
Newborn giraffes stand at nearly 6ft tall which is larger than most adult humans
What is your favourite tipple? Name two people (alive or dead) you would want to have as dinner guests? What is your favourite pub in Jersey? Tell me something you have never told your parents? What is your life motto? What is the most ridiculous fact you know?
Good red wine (Claret)
Eric Morecambe & Peter Kay
Prince of Wales Tavern, Hillgrove St
This is a difficult one, I’ve had to clean this up a little… It was me who put the ball through the front window. I also have many more fruity ones but I can’t say.
If it’s not broken, don’t mend it
It is impossible to lick your elbow
What is your favourite tipple? Name two people (alive or dead) you would want to have as dinner guests? What is your favourite pub in Jersey? Tell me something you have never told your parents? What is your life motto? What is the most ridiculous fact you know?
London Pride
George Best & Margaret Thatcher
After 17 years as a Landlord it has to be the Old Smugglers Inn
Bashing the penny coin machines at Belle Vue pleasure park & running off with the winnings!
Continuity is key to success
The ‘57’ on a Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of pickle types the company once had
What is your favourite tipple? Name two people (alive or dead) you would want to have as dinner guests? What is your favourite pub in Jersey? Tell me something you have never told your parents? What is your life motto? What is the most ridiculous fact you know?
Tenby Trawler by Skinners
Nostradamus & Gino D’Acampo
The Portelet Inn
It was me aged 17yrs that emptied the booze cabinet and refilled the bottles with tea, water & Vimto
Never ask or expect any one to do something that you are not prepared to do yourself
You can pickle an onion but you can’t beetroot
What is your favourite tipple? What is your favourite pub in Jersey? Tell me something you have never told your parents? What is your life motto? What is the most ridiculous fact you know?
Real Ale and Gin & tonic
Prince of Wales, St Helier
How grateful I am
Anything is possible
Pub signs were painted NOT written due to people being unable to read
What is your favourite tipple? Name two people (alive or dead) you would want to have as dinner guests? What is your favourite pub in Jersey? Tell me something you have never told your parents? What is your life motto? What is the most ridiculous fact you know?
Red wine
Mozart & Angelina Jolie
Prince of Wales, St Helier
I took a homemade helicopter off the pier at the Sark festival
You can achieve anything if you put your mind to it
Your eyes stay the same size from the day your born to the day you die
What is your favourite tipple? What is your favourite pub in Jersey? Tell me something you have never told your parents? What is your life motto? What is the most ridiculous fact you know?
Bruno Paillard Premiere Cuvée Brut NV
The Tenby
No secrets
Work hard play hard
Everyone has a unique tongue print just like fingerprints
What is your favourite tipple? Name two people (alive or dead) you would want to have as dinner guests? What is your favourite pub in Jersey? Tell me something you have never told your parents? What is your life motto? What is the most ridiculous fact you know?
Corona
Muhamed Ali & Roy Keane
Kitty O’Shea’s
No comment
Be yourself. People don’t have to like you and you don’t have to care.
The unicorn is the national animal of Scotland
What is your favourite tipple? Name two people (alive or dead) you would want to have as dinner guests? What is your favourite pub in Jersey? Tell me something you have never told your parents? What is your life motto? What is the most ridiculous fact you know?
Negroni, hands down
Imannuel Kant for the drunken chat, Nikola Tesla for all the secrets
Food: AirMex / Drink: Blind Pig
No chance. If I haven’t told my parents there’s a very good reason
Work hard, play hard & be kind
A blue whale cannot swallow anything bigger than a grapefruit
What is your favourite tipple? Name two people (alive or dead) you would want to have as dinner guests? What is your favourite pub in Jersey? Tell me something you have never told your parents? What is your life motto? What is the most ridiculous fact you know?
Gin & Tonic
Jennifer Saunders & Dawn French
The Tenby
That I secretly like ironing
Onwards & upwards
Coconut crabs can climb trees and kill birds
What is your favourite tipple? Name two people (alive or dead) you would want to have as dinner guests? What is your favourite pub in Jersey? Tell me something you have never told your parents? What is your life motto? What is the most ridiculous fact you know?
Vodka, lime and soda
Gary Barlow and Marti Pellow
The Adelphi
No way!
What comes around goes around
All polar bears are left handed
You can now book your table online for The Granite Bar and Loft Restaurant at The Portelet Inn using the calendar shown.
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